500 Pound Man Too BIG For Courtroom, Arraigned In Parking Lot

Talk about tipping the scales of justice! A man, apparently too fat to fit into a Riverhead, N.Y, courtroom was arraigned in the parking lot aboard a pickup truck (F-350 maybe?). The 500 lb. defendant who remains unnamed in the report, was arraigned on charges of selling fake Gibson Les Paul guitars for $1,500 and released without bail.

Editor’s Note: Now, if the dude was too big to fit into the courtroom how would they go about posting bail on him to haul him off to jail? He probably couldn’t fit in the cell or he might tip the patty wagon over (lol)…I swear we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried.

~ by streetknowledge on May 2, 2008.