Do you even know anybody who owns a Zune? Sounds like the kids have been driving her crazy about the iPod thing.
Do you own an iPod, which is made by Apple?
No, I have a Zune.
What if one of your children says, “Mom, I have to have an iPod”? I have gotten that argument — “You may have a Zune.”
Is it true that Bill works on an Apple laptop?
False. Nothing crosses the threshold of our doorstep.
Isn’t there room in this world for both Apple and Microsoft?
Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh. Go talk to Bill.