[pic] WTF: Breakfast Pizza

Eat this breakfast pizza and drive straight to the morgue right after and pick out a spot. What is next ice cream orange juice? To see the full list of trends in breakfast hit the jump and the link.

via Eater
Technomic’s MenuMonitor tracked terms across their menus over the second half of 2010, and found some surprising results: breakfast pizzas have experienced “an infinite percentage growth rate from zero mentions to 12 at last count was calculated.”

Do you have any idea how many breakfast pizzas we will be dealing with in a few years if restaurants keep this up? It boggles the mind. It’s like grey goo — the doomsday scenario in which nano-robots self-replicate and consume all the world’s resources — except it’s pizza- and bacon-flavored.


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