R Kelly Morps Into The Golden Child, Sisqo Wants His Swag Back

Does The Golden Child Gives Golden Showers?

Lil Gloss Poppin

Peeped this over at Ill Seed’s blog and I’m like WTF gave Kells the right to go golden on ’em? I mean its his perogative like Bobby Brown but is it that he got the Midas Touch and doles out Golden Showers on minors, that he deemed it alright to completely swagger-jack the platinum-top Thong Man Sisqo?

P.S. he reminds me of Wesley in Demolition Man or Sam Jack in Jumpers