[video] Are those Reebok or Nike (LMAO)

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Please I beg you, just listen to the end it is worth it. Lol.

 

The listener of one of the radio stations in the Dominican Republic asked about letting the words of the song is “Is this reebok or nike?”. Lecturer from the beginning did not know what was going on, but after hearing the chorus realized what he meant.

[NSFW] Banned Sprite ‘Blow Job’ Ad (FIXED)

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Update#2 – They ripped the video off of Youtube but here is a discussion and the video in this chatfest.

Update : Hit the jump to find out what is the real deal with this commercial!!!

What a way to advertise a sugar rush?

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via HuffPost

This unbelievable advertisement, produced for Sprite in Germany according to Current TV, has apparently been banned from the air, for pretty obvious reasons. It combines oral sex and the desire for a refreshing Sprite to create a big finish that has to be seen to be believed. It even beats the climax of this similarly-themed ad.

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Why funny guys get the babes

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via CNN

(CNN) — Attention, single dudes: Women want you to make them laugh.

According to new research, women rate funny guys as more intelligent than guys who are not so funny. The research was presented this week at the British Psychological Society Annual Conference in Brighton, England.

“Over the course of history, women actively look for signs that their man is intelligent, and I believe the ability to actively judge the situation and pull off a joke and make you laugh is an intelligent feat,” said Kristofor McCarty, a researcher at Northumbria University in Newcastle, England, and author of the study, in an e-mail.laughing

McCarty’s study asked 45 heterosexual women aged 18 to 30 to rate various self-descriptions of men, some funnier than others.

He invented the fictional lives of 10 men and then created a funny and not-so-funny vignette from each of their perspectives. Then, participants read all 20 descriptions and rated them on qualities such as likeliness of friendship, likeliness of long-term relationship, honesty and intelligence.

One example the study designated as high-quality humor was this: “I was standing in a mental illness ward the other day when I heard a doctor speaking to a new nurse on the ward. He was really giving her a telling-off, and his parting words were, ‘And remember, when it’s busy, don’t go around saying it’s a madhouse,’ ” McCarty said.

By contrast, a statement low on amusement was, “I was out skiing last year when I ended up slipping all the way down the mountain.”

To set a general standard of humor, McCarty did a preliminary study to test which jokes and humorous statements were the funniest on 35 females aged 18 to 30.

Women said the men with the funniest descriptions were significantly more likely to be candidates for long-term relationships, as well as friends. Participants also rated the more amusing men as more intelligent and honest. Continue reading →

Chris Rock -“Bush Fucked Up So Bad” RollingStone Excerpts

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Source : Rolling Stone Magazine

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Found this funny article over at Rollingstone with none other than Chris Rock and he is primed and ready to talk about everything including this very intense presidential campaign.

For instance: “Bush has fucked up so bad,”that he’s made it hard for a white man to run for president. ‘Gimme anything but another white man, please! Black man, white woman, giraffe, anything!’

A white man’s had that job for hundreds of years — and one guy fucked it up for all of ya!” And: “Each candidate tells you how humble they are. No, you’re not humble! Do you know how big your ego has to be to say you wanna be president of the United States? Do you know how much Puff Daddy juice you have to drink? How many Kanye injections you have to take?”

Full story also here