The Onion Finally Apologizes for calling Quvenzhane Wallis “…a cunt…” on Twitter

Still wondering why it took so long. Read the apology below from the CEO. Furthermore this will be a blessing in disguise for her, because this Oscar shitstorm will only make her bigger and people keyed into her new projects which include a movie with megastar Brad Pitt.

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Dear Readers,

On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive—not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.

No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire.

The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again.

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